I hate exercise bikes. With a passion. They are boring. They make my butt hurt. They have a false promise of transport and travel. Bike are meant to be on boardwalks. Bikes need to have baskets for holding fresh flowers and loaves of bread. Bikes are for Audrey Hepburn.
I’d rather be on a stairmaster. Or an elliptical. Or a treadmill. Or an arc trainer.
But my foot has been hurting. I put off the gym all week on the excuse that it was cold and snowy and people in the south don’t know how to drive when there is weather and terrible horrible things could happen in the mile and a half between my house and the gym…
But really it’s because my foot hurts.
So today, I went to the gym, resolved to the fact that I would be on the bike. I uploaded a book on my phone that I have to read for work to pass the time.
I would get through this…
But at the 16 minute mark, the book became interactive. WHAT? I have to take notes and make graphs? I almost blew past it and kept reading, but this is information I really do need to know, so I was force to make a decision:
Bike and watch The View? No.
Bike and watch Sports Center? No. Football is over. No reason to watch ESPN.
Bike and believe that iTunes would pick out a perfect motivator song? Yes.
iTunes always knows what I need. I believe there is a person at Apple, dedicated to knowing exactly what I need to hear. I’m rarely let down…and today is no exception.
Need a motivator to get on the bike. Or the elliptical? Or to get that walk in at the park? How about a little “Godspeed” by Anberlin.
All together now: “They—Lied—When they said the good die young…OH OH OH OH!”